THOR, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

Thor: MAN OF ANGER. I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING ON THE ONLINE TUBE OF MOVING PICTURES THAT I THINK WILL AMUSE YOU

Bruce: Okay. I’ll come look.

Thor: IT IS A MOST ENTERTAINING STRIPED HORSE THAT IS SPORTING A LARGE AMOUNT OF HAIR WITH A RAINBOW HUE. AND IT IS SINGING A MELODY!

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Bruce: TONY I HATE YOU

Tony: What? Why?

Bruce: YOU LET THOR GO ON YOUTUBE AND HE FOUND AFRO CIRUS

Tony: Oh my god.

Tony: I am so, so, sorry,

Bruce: …actually, you know what, its fine. Sorry for yelling.

Tony: Really? Even though I specifically showed him that?

Tony: Banner?

Tony: are you mad at me?

Tony: okay how have you got it on a loop

Tony: why can’t I disable it

Tony: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JARVIS

Tony: BRUCE PLEASE I’M SORRY

Bruce: Enjoy 6 hours of Afro Circus you bastard.

Tony: Hey Bruce, I found this awesome video on YouTube about science. Come see it.

Bruce: Okay…

Bruce: Where are you? Nobody’s here

Bruce: JARVIS is asking me to play it. I’ll watch it.

Bruce: Who is this singer?

Bruce: Is this Rick Astley?

Bruce: Oh.

Tony: AHAHAHAHAH

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Tony: Hey Bruce. I hoper you don’t feel too bad about that.

Tony: I’m home now, where are you?

Tony: You got it on autoplay?

Tony: Very funny. Turn it off now, please

Tony: Bruce. Please.

Tony: I can’t turn it off it’s on repeat

Bruce: RICK ROLLED, BITCH.

Tony: I’m going to hurt you.

Bruce:I hulked out. Help.

Tony:It’s fine, you didn’t hurt anyone. You’re in the garden.

Bruce: Oh,good. I need some trousers.

Bruce:Tony?

Bruce:Are you looking at me?

Bruce:Can you get me some pants?

Tony:…no.