The lady at Target forgot to put my eye patch in my bag when I checked out, so my “Nikki Fury” ended up being more just “white girl in a trenchcoat”, but at least I tried. You can’t even tell how cute the top and belt are on this awful cell phone pic. :(
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You wear the uniform well. Be proud.
Nicholas Fury
S.H.I.E.L.D Director
The cast of The Avengers as sloths:
FROM LEFT TO RIGHT:
Bruce Banner (the Hulk), Clint Barton (Hawkeye), Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow), Thor Odinson (God of Thunder), Steve Rogers (Captain America), Tony Stark (Iron Man), Loki Laufeyson (God of Mischief), Nicholas Fury (S.H.I.E.L.D Director), Philip Coulson (S.H.I.E.L.D Operative), Pepper Potts (CEO of Stark Industries).
BONUS:
LOKI’D!!
Tony!mod made this, it is brilliant, no?
I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU MOTHER****ING AVENGERS SLEEPING LATE, YOU ALL ARE AS GOOD AS SLOTHS TO ME SOMETIMES
Nick Fury
S.H.I.E.L.D Director
(via ohh-young-blood)
There are so many of you maggots that are just BEGGING FOR ME TO SMACK YOUR SORRY ASSES DOWN
I AM NOT HAVING IT TODAY
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And at this point, I feel it pertinent to tell you that our eminently wise Director, one Nicholas Fury, punched a large and rather costly hole in his computer screen before he even signed his name to that missive.
Clearly, we Avengers are in good hands.
xx
Tony
DO IT. NOW. OR THE BLACK WIDOW’S BREASTS WILL ENLARGEN AND CAUSE ALL AVENGER MALES TO SUFFOCATE. ‘CEPT THOR, HE’S FAB.
sometimes there are those answers that defy reactions except shaking ones head very slowly back and forth in complete speechless disbelief and the beginnings of hysteria
this is one of them
-clint
HEY FUCKASS WE NEED MORE NICK-FUCKING-FURY BY YESTERDAY.
You I like.
-Nick Fucking Fury
blondaimehokage answered: bring it. we can handle it
MOAR ANGRY/SWEARING NICK FURY. (PS I love you)
You’re a little SMARTASS, aren’t you?
Replying to the post was supposed to be the NEGATIVE RESPONSE, YOU NINCOMPOOP.
YOU WANT MORE ANGRY, SWEARING NICK FURY? YOU CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE MORE ANGRY, SWEARING NICK FURY!
-NICK MOTHAFUCKIN FURY
okay so the number of likes on that in the short amount of time since when I posted it and right now is staggering.
we will listen to the vox populi and oblige your Nick Fury cravings.
that being said, like THIS post if you’re cool with his current level of explicit/offensiveness and reply to it with a frowny face or other relevant emoticon if you’re not and want us to water him down for you
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DEAR ASSHATS,
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL DO YOU IDIOTS THINK YOU’RE FUCKING DOING RUNNING A MOTHERFUCKING BLOG ABOUT TOP. SECRET. SHIELD. SHIT. I HOPE TO GOD NONE OF YOU ARE TOO ATTACHED TO YOUR TESTICLES BECAUSE IF I FIND OUT THAT LOKI KNOWS ALL OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING HABITS AND WEAKNESSES THAT YOU ARE SO CAVALIERLY FLAUNTING ON THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A BLOG AND DECIDES TO USE THAT AGAINST YOU, THEY ARE GOING TO BE FORCIBLY FUCKING REMOVED FROM YOUR BODIES.
YOU TOO, BLACK WIDOW.
Respectfully,
Nicholas M. F. Fury
S.H.I.E.L.D Director
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