Not sure if this counts but here’s my Kid Loki costume! I couldn’t find any full-body shots though :( —- This young one has potential. This “costume” amuses me greatly. —Loki Laufeyson

Not sure if this counts but here’s my Kid Loki costume! I couldn’t find any full-body shots though :(

—-

This young one has potential. This “costume” amuses me greatly.

—Loki Laufeyson

I reblogged the Loki/Darcy text with this but in case you wanted it for ~yourselves~ here you go. OH MY GOD THIS SO SO CUTE IM DYING.  HIS EARS ARE HIS HEMLET. BEST Too cute to answer in character, sorry!  Love,  Steve!mod

I reblogged the Loki/Darcy text with this but in case you wanted it for ~yourselves~ here you go.

OH MY GOD THIS SO SO CUTE IM DYING.  HIS EARS ARE HIS HEMLET. BEST

Too cute to answer in character, sorry! 

Love, 

Steve!mod

Darcy: So, Loki. What are we going to do tonight? Loki: The same thing we do every night Darcy. TRY TO TAKE OVER MIDGARD! Submitted by vampiremidnighter1339

Darcy: So, Loki. What are we going to do tonight?

Loki: The same thing we do every night Darcy. TRY TO TAKE OVER MIDGARD!

Submitted by vampiremidnighter1339

Loki: My congratulations Darcy: Why? Loki: Swapping my idot brother’s shampoo with Nair. Truly inspired Darcy: Knew you’d like it Loki: I suppose you’ll be wanting a reward Darcy: Let me guess, I have to have my clothes off in under 20 seconds Loki: Don’t forget the kneeling, I will be there shortly —- Submitted by the-crazy-geek

Loki: My congratulations

Darcy: Why?

Loki: Swapping my idot brother’s shampoo with Nair. Truly inspired

Darcy: Knew you’d like it

Loki: I suppose you’ll be wanting a reward

Darcy: Let me guess, I have to have my clothes off in under 20 seconds

Loki: Don’t forget the kneeling, I will be there shortly

—-

Submitted by the-crazy-geek

Darcy: yo loki, you’ve been awwwwwfully quiet and therefore I deduce that you are up to something

Darcy: so spill, bro

Loki: I am plotting something…

Darcy: i get to be part of it you promised!

Loki: Yes, you will be a part of this one.

Darcy: YAY! now what will we be doooooiiinnnnnggg?

Loki: How do you think Thor would like it if his precious Adele’s coloring were to suddenly become that of my battle armor?

Darcy: you want to dye adele to match your reindeer getup?

Darcy: thats just cruel. 

Darcy: jk IM SO FUCKING IN. her ears can be your helmet.

(Source: theavengersshouldnttext)

avengemebaby:

The cast of The Avengers as sloths:

FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: 

Bruce Banner (the Hulk), Clint Barton (Hawkeye), Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow),  Thor Odinson (God of Thunder), Steve Rogers (Captain America), Tony Stark (Iron Man), Loki Laufeyson (God of Mischief), Nicholas Fury (S.H.I.E.L.D Director), Philip Coulson (S.H.I.E.L.D Operative), Pepper Potts (CEO of Stark Industries).

BONUS:

LOKI’D!!

Tony!mod made this, it is brilliant, no?

I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU MOTHER****ING AVENGERS SLEEPING LATE, YOU ALL ARE AS GOOD AS SLOTHS TO ME SOMETIMES

Nick Fury

S.H.I.E.L.D Director

(via ohh-young-blood)

Hello, dear ones, this is Loki, God of Mischief. Please listen up, we have precious little time. I have just performed a complicated and taxing spell on this blog to reopen the ask box. THERE IS A CATCH: the magic will only last for exactly FIVE minutes as of 10:06 AM. If you’d like to help me in one of my endless schemes to annoy the Avengers, head on over {there} and INUNDATE THE HELPLESS HEROES WITH ASKS. 

GO MY CHILDREN, QUICKLY, FOR JOTUNHEIM!

~Loki Laufeyson

Darcy: How in the world did you do THAT?

Loki: I’m the Trickster. Did you imagine i’d do anything less?

Darcy: You fucking dyed everything in all of shield hq pink. why the fuck was I not in on this? we had a thing, man.

Loki: I was not aware you would enjoy taking part in something on such a large scale.

Darcy: im totally in this for the long haul, dude.

Darcy: unless you kill anything with four legs

Darcy: or touch my ipod

Darcy: then im sending your skinny ass back to wherever the fuck.

Darcy Lewis: WHAT THE FUCK CONDITIONER DO YOU ASS-GARD BITCHES USE ON THOR’S HAIR, SERIOUSLY, IS IT MADE FROM THE TEARS OF BABY EAGLES OR SOMETHING. Darcy Lewis: None of the conditioners in the hair product aisle work! Loki: Try the “ethnic women” section. His mane of golden curls is rather unwieldy at times.

Darcy Lewis: WHAT THE FUCK CONDITIONER DO YOU ASS-GARD BITCHES USE ON THOR’S HAIR, SERIOUSLY, IS IT MADE FROM THE TEARS OF BABY EAGLES OR SOMETHING.

Darcy Lewis: None of the conditioners in the hair product aisle work!

Loki: Try the “ethnic women” section. His mane of golden curls is rather unwieldy at times.

Tony Stark: your brother

Loki: What has he done?

Tony Stark: he is insane

Loki: And it is only now you have discovered this?

Tony Stark: well i knew it but now i see it,two different things.

Loki: What is he doing?

Tony Stark: singing dont stop believing and swinging mjolnir around on the roof

Loki: I advised you to restrict him from watching programs that include singing. As a child, he was banned from watching Asgardian Idol.

Tony Stark: I am not surprised

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