Part 1 of ??? from the anonymous prompt “Pick-up lines!!!”

Steve:  Hey, Natasha. Can I run something by you?
Natasha:  Um. Depends. Is it legal?
Steve:  Of course it is! What kind of person do you think I am?
Natasha:  Oh yeah, apple pie and integrity and all that. Anyway, what do you need?
Steve:  Do you think this would work on Tony?
Natasha:  NO OH GOD I DO NOT WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOUR STAR SPANGLED JUNK
Steve:  “Did it hurt?” then he’d say “what?” and I’d say “When you fell from heaven.”
Natasha:  oh steve. oh honey.
Natasha:  that was maybe worse than a dick pic
Steve:  What did I do wrong?
Steve:  And what the hell is a dick pic?
Natasha:  A better question would probably be what DIDN’T you do wrong
Natasha:  and trust me, you really don’t want to know