Bruce: Um, Tony? Can I get your help with something?

Tony: …

Tony: Why do I feel like I’d regret agreeing to this?

Bruce: It’s not a big deal.

Tony: Well what is it?

Bruce: Well, it seems like Adele has been exposed to some…um…gamma rays, and…

Tony: Okay, I already don’t like this, but just finish the sentence.

Bruce: Well, it’s seems she’s…

Tony: Dead? Is she dead? Did you KILL Thor’s baby rabbit?

Bruce: What? No! She just got into my lab somehow when I was running tests and now she’s a mutant rabbit.

Bruce: And I really need your help fixing her before Thor finds out. Also before she terrorizes the city.

Tony: …

Tony: I actually kind of feel bad saying this, but I think I’d have preferred if we were arranging a rabbit-funeral right now.

Bruce: Yeah, that is bad. You should feel horrible.

Tony: I do, I really do.

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~In which Bruce misses Steve and Tony when they go on a mission without him but is too manly to admit it.  (Love Pepper and Storm)  —- Peter: You know you miss them Bruce: Nope Peter: Steve and Tony went on a mission without youuu Bruce: Pete, stop taunting me, it’s not a good idea. Peter: You’re up in the lab all by yourself Bruce: I’ve got plenty to do without them. Peter: You miss them.  Bruce: Fine.  —- D’aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww. Thanks Storm and Pepper! -Steve and Tony

~In which Bruce misses Steve and Tony when they go on a mission without him but is too manly to admit it. 

(Love Pepper and Storm) 

—-

Peter: You know you miss them

Bruce: Nope

Peter: Steve and Tony went on a mission without youuu

Bruce: Pete, stop taunting me, it’s not a good idea.

Peter: You’re up in the lab all by yourself

Bruce: I’ve got plenty to do without them.

Peter: You miss them. 

Bruce: Fine. 

—-

D’aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww. Thanks Storm and Pepper!

-Steve and Tony

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Tony Stark: Are you okay down there, Banner?  Bruce Banner: Nothing in my life has ever been as stressful as THIS Tony: What? Bruce: WHAT THE HELL IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE IT LOOKS LIKE A STICK Bruce: WHAT HAS THAT MANY LETTERS Tony: Did Steve let you play draw something? Bruce: IN WHAT WAY IS THAT AN AVOCADO CHRIST FUCSFHOHF Tony: Yep. Definitely Draw Something. Bruce: dasdfkj Tony: You know what, hulk out, it’s fine. I would do the same. Tony: I’ll get JARVIS to disable the game.  —— OH RURALTRUFFLE you do not understand how much we love your texts. Your last one garnered almost 3,400 notes! You are the actual best and we both almost died laughing sitting here reading this one.  Love, Tony and Steve

Tony Stark: Are you okay down there, Banner? 

Bruce Banner: Nothing in my life has ever been as stressful as THIS

Tony: What?

Bruce: WHAT THE HELL IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE IT LOOKS LIKE A STICK

Bruce: WHAT HAS THAT MANY LETTERS

Tony: Did Steve let you play draw something?

Bruce: IN WHAT WAY IS THAT AN AVOCADO CHRIST FUCSFHOHF

Tony: Yep. Definitely Draw Something.

Bruce: dasdfkj

Tony: You know what, hulk out, it’s fine. I would do the same.

Tony: I’ll get JARVIS to disable the game. 

——

OH RURALTRUFFLE you do not understand how much we love your texts. Your last one garnered almost 3,400 notes! You are the actual best and we both almost died laughing sitting here reading this one. 

Love,

Tony and Steve

avengemebaby:

The cast of The Avengers as sloths:

FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: 

Bruce Banner (the Hulk), Clint Barton (Hawkeye), Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow),  Thor Odinson (God of Thunder), Steve Rogers (Captain America), Tony Stark (Iron Man), Loki Laufeyson (God of Mischief), Nicholas Fury (S.H.I.E.L.D Director), Philip Coulson (S.H.I.E.L.D Operative), Pepper Potts (CEO of Stark Industries).

BONUS:

LOKI’D!!

Tony!mod made this, it is brilliant, no?

I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU MOTHER****ING AVENGERS SLEEPING LATE, YOU ALL ARE AS GOOD AS SLOTHS TO ME SOMETIMES

Nick Fury

S.H.I.E.L.D Director

(via ohh-young-blood)

Thor: OH, ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED A PHENOMENON MOST WONDERFUL.

Bruce: Okay, what is it?

Thor: IF ONE PLACES TWO SYMBOLS OF PUNCTUATION ADJACENT TO ONE ANOTHER, THE RESULT MIMICS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.

Thor: :)

Thor: THIS ONE APPEARS TO BE CONTENT AND IS SMILING

Bruce: Yes Thor, I see, very nice

Thor: :D

Thor: :P

Thor: :S

Bruce: Okay…Thats enough…

Thor: I AM CURRENTLY EXPRESSING A FACE SIMILAR TO THIS ONE :( BECAUSE YOU DO NOT FIND THEM ENTERTAINING

Thor: I BELIEVED THEM TO BE QUITE ENTERTAINING

Bruce: Yes, but you’re overdoing it. Please stop

—

Bruce: dfhhdgfg

Tony: just text me when you’re done being a green rage monster

Bruce: Thank you…where am I?

Tony: On a beach, pepper’s on her way to you, she’s got clothes. what was it this time?

Bruce: Thor… He discovered emoticons…

Tony: Oh

Tony: okay well ill see you back at stark tower ;)

Bruce:…

Bruce: You are so lucky I have good control…

Tony: hey

Tony: hey

Tony: hey banner

Tony: (whale)

Bruce:…I hate you.

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Bruce:I hulked out. Help. Tony:It’s fine, you didn’t hurt anyone. You’re in the garden. Bruce: Oh,good. I need some trousers. Bruce:Tony? Bruce:Are you looking at me? Bruce:Can you get me some pants? Tony:…no.

Bruce:I hulked out. Help.

Tony:It’s fine, you didn’t hurt anyone. You’re in the garden.

Bruce: Oh,good. I need some trousers.

Bruce:Tony?

Bruce:Are you looking at me?

Bruce:Can you get me some pants?

Tony:…no.

Steve: Bruce, are you alright? I heard a bang from your lab.

Steve: bruce its tony you better be hurt or something because you’re interrupting very importent buisnes you get me

Bruce: I dont know where to put this what is going on

Steve: Bruce? You alright? Im coming up, hold on

Bruce: No you’re not going to help unless you magically happen to know where screw 1394 goes or where hinge b has disappeared to

Steve: I dont understand

Steve: tony here, are you putting together a desk from ikea?

Steve: There was another crash, did you hulk?

Bruce: 37ehsdhxg fkdj

Steve: yup. ikea.

Clint: hey, Jade Jaws, cap’s looking for you

Bruce: Yeah, Im trying to avoid him actually

Clint: ooooo didja get in troubleee?

Bruce: No

Bruce: Well

Bruce: Kind of?

Clint: Did you walk in on him and tony? cause then he just want to give you ‘the talk’ or whatever.

Bruce: No, thank god that didn’t happen. Adele jumped on me while I was reading and I almost hulked out Clint: Almost?

Bruce: I didn’t actually do it, but I accidentally flung the rabbit at the wall, she’s okay. Thor, not so much.

Clint: So, what, is cap trying to get you to apologize?

Bruce: I think…

Clint: Hide in Tasha’s room, tell her I sent you.

Thor: DEAR ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING MOST EXCITING!

Bruce: What is it, Thor?

Thor: (whale)

Thor: IT IS A TEXTUAL MESSAGE RESEMBLING THE MIDGARDIAN ANIMAL OF A WHALE

Bruce: Thats cute

Thor: (whale)
Bruce: Okay, I get it

Thor:(whale)

Bruce: Do it one more time and you will be responsible for all wreckage that may occur

Thor: (baby whale)

Thor: IT IS AN INFANT

Darcy Lewis: Heyyyyy assface!

Darcy Lewis: Yo, douchebag!

Darcy Lewis: Mr. Anger Management~~

Darcy Lewis: Mr. Greenie Meanie

Darcy Lewis: YOU GIANT BAG OF DICKS

Bruce Banner: It’s not going to work, Lewis.

Darcy Lewis: and why not, Sir Twatwaffle?

Bruce Banner: Because sticks and stones may break my bones…

Darcy Lewis: Thor just finished all the hot chocolate

—

Tony Stark: Youre paying for bruce’s new phone

Darcy Lewis: I am so not

Tony Stark: Yes you so are

Darcy Lewis: You forget, I can get Thor drunk and send him over to yours anytime I want.

Tony Stark: So maybe i’ll see about getting bruce the newest starkphone

Darcy Lewis: Hey, seen my iPod? Bruce Banner: Yes. I did. Before I stepped on it. Sorry. Darcy: YOUR GREEN ASS IS GRASS

Darcy Lewis: Hey, seen my iPod?

Bruce Banner: Yes. I did. Before I stepped on it. Sorry.

Darcy: YOUR GREEN ASS IS GRASS

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