This is my attempt at a Hawkeye. “Genderbent” I suppose, if only because I’m a woman and he’s a man. :O —— aW YISS MOTHAFUCKAS MY FIRST COSTUME SUCK IT BRUCE PEOPLE LIKE ME MORE —clint —- what this asshole means is that he’s really grateful and you’re really rocking that costume.  —nat

This is my attempt at a Hawkeye. “Genderbent” I suppose, if only because I’m a woman and he’s a man. :O

——

aW YISS MOTHAFUCKAS MY FIRST COSTUME SUCK IT BRUCE PEOPLE LIKE ME MORE

—clint

—-

what this asshole means is that he’s really grateful and you’re really rocking that costume. 

—nat

Me (Black Widow) and a random Hawkeye that I met while at a Comic Expo a few weeks ago. I reused my costume on Halloween after I rebuilt the breaking belt. ——- oh, this is absolutely killer. work it. —nat

Me (Black Widow) and a random Hawkeye that I met while at a Comic Expo a few weeks ago. I reused my costume on Halloween after I rebuilt the breaking belt.

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oh, this is absolutely killer. work it.

—nat

Thor: DEAREST MAN OF IRON. THE ONE WITH THE EYES RESEMBLING THAT OF A HAWK HAS INTRODUCED ME TO A MOST WONDERFUL SONG! Tony: Oh shit…what song? Thor: YOU CANT TOUCH THIS BREAK IT DOWN STOP HAMMER TIME GO WITH THE FLOW IT IS SAID IF YOU CANT MOVE TO THIS THEN YOU PROBABLY ARE DEAD SO WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND BUST A FEW MOVES Thor: RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR! Tony: Holy shit. Thor what was all that banging?? Thor: I WAS DOING AS THE SONG INSTRUCTED AND RELEASED MY GRIP ON MJOLNIR BY MISTAKE. I WAS NOT FAST ENOUGH TO CATCH IT AGAIN AND IT CRASHED INTO THE GLOWING BLACK BOX. Tony: I swear Hawkeye I will end you… Thor: IT IS STILL I THOR THAT YOU SPEAK TO, MAN OF IRON, NOT HE WHOSE EYES ARE LIKE THAT OF HAWKS Tony: Nevermind Thor… submitted by allthingshyper

Thor: DEAREST MAN OF IRON. THE ONE WITH THE EYES RESEMBLING THAT OF A HAWK HAS INTRODUCED ME TO A MOST WONDERFUL SONG!

Tony: Oh shit…what song?

Thor: YOU CANT TOUCH THIS BREAK IT DOWN STOP HAMMER TIME GO WITH THE FLOW IT IS SAID IF YOU CANT MOVE TO THIS THEN YOU PROBABLY ARE DEAD SO WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND BUST A FEW MOVES

Thor: RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR!

Tony: Holy shit. Thor what was all that banging??

Thor: I WAS DOING AS THE SONG INSTRUCTED AND RELEASED MY GRIP ON MJOLNIR BY MISTAKE. I WAS NOT FAST ENOUGH TO CATCH IT AGAIN AND IT CRASHED INTO THE GLOWING BLACK BOX.

Tony: I swear Hawkeye I will end you…

Thor: IT IS STILL I THOR THAT YOU SPEAK TO, MAN OF IRON, NOT HE WHOSE EYES ARE LIKE THAT OF HAWKS

Tony: Nevermind Thor…

submitted by allthingshyper

avengemebaby:

The cast of The Avengers as sloths:

FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: 

Bruce Banner (the Hulk), Clint Barton (Hawkeye), Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow),  Thor Odinson (God of Thunder), Steve Rogers (Captain America), Tony Stark (Iron Man), Loki Laufeyson (God of Mischief), Nicholas Fury (S.H.I.E.L.D Director), Philip Coulson (S.H.I.E.L.D Operative), Pepper Potts (CEO of Stark Industries).

BONUS:

LOKI’D!!

Tony!mod made this, it is brilliant, no?

I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU MOTHER****ING AVENGERS SLEEPING LATE, YOU ALL ARE AS GOOD AS SLOTHS TO ME SOMETIMES

Nick Fury

S.H.I.E.L.D Director

(via ohh-young-blood)

intrepid-vagabond answered your question: WOW
DO IT. NOW. OR THE BLACK WIDOW’S BREASTS WILL ENLARGEN AND CAUSE ALL AVENGER MALES TO SUFFOCATE. ‘CEPT THOR, HE’S FAB.

sometimes there are those answers that defy reactions except shaking ones head very slowly back and forth in complete speechless disbelief and the beginnings of hysteria

this is one of them

-clint

Clint: hey, Jade Jaws, cap’s looking for you

Bruce: Yeah, Im trying to avoid him actually

Clint: ooooo didja get in troubleee?

Bruce: No

Bruce: Well

Bruce: Kind of?

Clint: Did you walk in on him and tony? cause then he just want to give you ‘the talk’ or whatever.

Bruce: No, thank god that didn’t happen. Adele jumped on me while I was reading and I almost hulked out Clint: Almost?

Bruce: I didn’t actually do it, but I accidentally flung the rabbit at the wall, she’s okay. Thor, not so much.

Clint: So, what, is cap trying to get you to apologize?

Bruce: I think…

Clint: Hide in Tasha’s room, tell her I sent you.

Anonymous asked: Does Tony have a snuggie? Is he possessive over it? Has anyone ever stolen his snuggie?

—-

Tony Stark: All right guys very funny. Where the fuck is my snuggie

Clint Barton: BAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

—-

Tony Stark: All right guys very funny. Where the fuck is my snuggie

Pepper Potts: Your Iron Man Snuggie? 

Pepper: The last {and extremely unprofessional} place I recall seeing it was on the couch in your office at Stark Industries.

Tony: Well it’s not there now. and seriously have you ever known me to be professional

 —-

Tony Stark: All right guys very funny. Where the fuck is my snuggie

Thor Odinson: THE MIRACULOUSLY SOFT AND COMFORTABLE FABRIC TUNIC WITH THE IMAGE OF YOUR ARMOR SOMEHOW DYED INTO IT?

Tony: Yes, that would be it

Thor: I KNOW NOT ITS WHEREABOUTS

 —-

Tony Stark: All right guys very funny. Where the fuck is my snuggie

Natasha Romanoff: I was not aware you owned one of those…. things

Tony: Hey now don’t knock it till you try it

 —-

Tony Stark: All right guys very funny. Where the fuck is my snuggie

Darcy Lewis: You mean your IRON MAN SNUGGIE that I’ve been jealous of for like, months?

Tony: …yes

Darcy: Hmm. Let me think. Haven’t seen it. Nope. Not at all. Not even a little. Uh-uh.

Tony: oh god what are you doing with it

Darcy: Nothing

Darcy: Besides being warm and cozy

Darcy: And you’re not

Tony: i will be there in ten minutes and i will murder you.

 —-

{Okay, so maybe he gets a little possessive.}

(Source: theavengersshouldnttext)

Clint Barton: Shit shit shit abort mission. Tony stepped on your dagger.

Natasha Romanoff: FUCK! I told you this was a bad idea! If you wanted to see how much stab wounds would hurt Thor, you could have just asked. I’m sure he would have let you try.

Clint Barton: Nat, its too late to go back. You just have to come clean and then maybe Steve wont kill us.

Natasha Romanoff: What do I have to come clean about? It was your idea!

Clint Barton: ITS YOUR DAGGER

Natasha Romanoff: Don’t even try to pin this on me. 

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