I went as lady!Bruce Banner! :3 it was a lot of fun, we had the entire Avengers at one point!
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Oh my goodness! I’m absolutely honoured that anyone would want to portray me on halloween. Thank you so much. You look just amazing.
Sincerely,
Bruce Banner
P.S. Suck on this, Clint.
Thor: MAN OF ANGER. I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING ON THE ONLINE TUBE OF MOVING PICTURES THAT I THINK WILL AMUSE YOU
Bruce: Okay. I’ll come look.
Thor: IT IS A MOST ENTERTAINING STRIPED HORSE THAT IS SPORTING A LARGE AMOUNT OF HAIR WITH A RAINBOW HUE. AND IT IS SINGING A MELODY!
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Bruce: TONY I HATE YOU
Tony: What? Why?
Bruce: YOU LET THOR GO ON YOUTUBE AND HE FOUND AFRO CIRUS
Tony: Oh my god.
Tony: I am so, so, sorry,
Bruce: …actually, you know what, its fine. Sorry for yelling.
Tony: Really? Even though I specifically showed him that?
Tony: Banner?
Tony: are you mad at me?
Tony: okay how have you got it on a loop
Tony: why can’t I disable it
Tony: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JARVIS
Tony: BRUCE PLEASE I’M SORRY
Bruce: Enjoy 6 hours of Afro Circus you bastard.
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Tony: Hey Bruce, I found this awesome video on YouTube about science. Come see it.
Bruce: Okay…
Bruce: Where are you? Nobody’s here
Bruce: JARVIS is asking me to play it. I’ll watch it.
Bruce: Who is this singer?
Bruce: Is this Rick Astley?
Bruce: Oh.
Tony: AHAHAHAHAH
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Tony: Hey Bruce. I hoper you don’t feel too bad about that.
Tony: I’m home now, where are you?
Tony: You got it on autoplay?
Tony: Very funny. Turn it off now, please
Tony: Bruce. Please.
Tony: I can’t turn it off it’s on repeat
Bruce: RICK ROLLED, BITCH.
Tony: I’m going to hurt you.
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~In which Bruce misses Steve and Tony when they go on a mission without him but is too manly to admit it.
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Peter: You know you miss them
Bruce: Nope
Peter: Steve and Tony went on a mission without youuu
Bruce: Pete, stop taunting me, it’s not a good idea.
Peter: You’re up in the lab all by yourself
Bruce: I’ve got plenty to do without them.
Peter: You miss them.
Bruce: Fine.
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D’aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww. Thanks Storm and Pepper!
-Steve and Tony
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Tony Stark: Are you okay down there, Banner?
Bruce Banner: Nothing in my life has ever been as stressful as THIS
Tony: What?
Bruce: WHAT THE HELL IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE IT LOOKS LIKE A STICK
Bruce: WHAT HAS THAT MANY LETTERS
Tony: Did Steve let you play draw something?
Bruce: IN WHAT WAY IS THAT AN AVOCADO CHRIST FUCSFHOHF
Tony: Yep. Definitely Draw Something.
Bruce: dasdfkj
Tony: You know what, hulk out, it’s fine. I would do the same.
Tony: I’ll get JARVIS to disable the game.
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OH RURALTRUFFLE you do not understand how much we love your texts. Your last one garnered almost 3,400 notes! You are the actual best and we both almost died laughing sitting here reading this one.
Love,
Tony and Steve
The cast of The Avengers as sloths:
FROM LEFT TO RIGHT:
Bruce Banner (the Hulk), Clint Barton (Hawkeye), Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow), Thor Odinson (God of Thunder), Steve Rogers (Captain America), Tony Stark (Iron Man), Loki Laufeyson (God of Mischief), Nicholas Fury (S.H.I.E.L.D Director), Philip Coulson (S.H.I.E.L.D Operative), Pepper Potts (CEO of Stark Industries).
BONUS:
LOKI’D!!
Tony!mod made this, it is brilliant, no?
I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU MOTHER****ING AVENGERS SLEEPING LATE, YOU ALL ARE AS GOOD AS SLOTHS TO ME SOMETIMES
Nick Fury
S.H.I.E.L.D Director
(via ohh-young-blood)
Bruce:I hulked out. Help.
Tony:It’s fine, you didn’t hurt anyone. You’re in the garden.
Bruce: Oh,good. I need some trousers.
Bruce:Tony?
Bruce:Are you looking at me?
Bruce:Can you get me some pants?
Tony:…no.
Darcy Lewis: Hey, seen my iPod?
Bruce Banner: Yes. I did. Before I stepped on it. Sorry.
Darcy: YOUR GREEN ASS IS GRASS
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