THOR, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

Steve: Bruce, are you alright? I heard a bang from your lab.

Steve: bruce its tony you better be hurt or something because you’re interrupting very importent buisnes you get me

Bruce: I dont know where to put this what is going on

Steve: Bruce? You alright? Im coming up, hold on

Bruce: No you’re not going to help unless you magically happen to know where screw 1394 goes or where hinge b has disappeared to

Steve: I dont understand

Steve: tony here, are you putting together a desk from ikea?

Steve: There was another crash, did you hulk?

Bruce: 37ehsdhxg fkdj

Steve: yup. ikea.

Clint: hey, Jade Jaws, cap’s looking for you

Bruce: Yeah, Im trying to avoid him actually

Clint: ooooo didja get in troubleee?

Bruce: No

Bruce: Well

Bruce: Kind of?

Clint: Did you walk in on him and tony? cause then he just want to give you ‘the talk’ or whatever.

Bruce: No, thank god that didn’t happen. Adele jumped on me while I was reading and I almost hulked out Clint: Almost?

Bruce: I didn’t actually do it, but I accidentally flung the rabbit at the wall, she’s okay. Thor, not so much.

Clint: So, what, is cap trying to get you to apologize?

Bruce: I think…

Clint: Hide in Tasha’s room, tell her I sent you.

Thor: DEAR ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING MOST EXCITING!

Bruce: What is it, Thor?

Thor: (whale)

Thor: IT IS A TEXTUAL MESSAGE RESEMBLING THE MIDGARDIAN ANIMAL OF A WHALE

Bruce: Thats cute

Thor: (whale)
Bruce: Okay, I get it

Thor:(whale)

Bruce: Do it one more time and you will be responsible for all wreckage that may occur

Thor: (baby whale)

Thor: IT IS AN INFANT

Darcy Lewis: Heyyyyy assface!

Darcy Lewis: Yo, douchebag!

Darcy Lewis: Mr. Anger Management~~

Darcy Lewis: Mr. Greenie Meanie

Darcy Lewis: YOU GIANT BAG OF DICKS

Bruce Banner: It’s not going to work, Lewis.

Darcy Lewis: and why not, Sir Twatwaffle?

Bruce Banner: Because sticks and stones may break my bones…

Darcy Lewis: Thor just finished all the hot chocolate

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Tony Stark: Youre paying for bruce’s new phone

Darcy Lewis: I am so not

Tony Stark: Yes you so are

Darcy Lewis: You forget, I can get Thor drunk and send him over to yours anytime I want.

Tony Stark: So maybe i’ll see about getting bruce the newest starkphone