THOR, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

technomaestro asked: Thor, you should challenge Bruce to an eating competition. I wager my honor on Bruce winning that particular contest (assuming, of course, Loki doesn't interfere).

I’d hate to be a buzzkill, but I’m going to veto that idea…Clint arranged that once… Jarvis was so mad, all of our showers ran cold for three weeks, and I have come to really enjoy the almost endless supply of warm water…

(though, Bruce did win, if you were curious)

Cap

sheerpoetry-deactivated20120313 asked: Normally I would thoroughly object, but THOR, YOU USE CAPSLOCK TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT. It's somehow really cute and charming.

WHAT IS THERE THAT WOULD CAUSE ONE TO OBJECT TO USING THESE LETTERS THAT, AS YOU HAVE SAID, ARE “CUTE AND CHARMING”? I THANK YOU THOROUGHLY FOR THE MESSAGE AND THE COMPLEMENT IT CONTAINS, I BELIEVE THAT YOU, TOO, ARE “CUTE AND CHARMING”!

WISHING YOU MANY HAPPY DAYS,

THOR                             

Anonymous asked: Hiya, Thor! My name is Ariel, I saw your text to my girl Rapunzel asking about how her hair is magical. All you have to do is listen to "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga to understand her situation. But to get magic in your golden locks, ask my dad, King Triton, for some hair-help and he might be able to stir something up! After all, he DID turn my fins into feet. Anyway, hope this helps! ~Ariel

I HAVE HEARD MUCH ABOUT YOU, FAIR PRINCESS OF THE SEA. I THANK YOU FOR THIS MESSAGE. I WILL SPEAK WITH YOUR FATHER AS SOON AS I GATHER THE NUMERICAL SEQUENCE THAT LINKS OUR CELLULAR DEVICES.

IN ADORATION, 

THOR

Anonymous asked: Dear Thor, I love the salutations you end your messages with. Love always, anon :)

THANK YOU, DEAR ANONYMOUS! I AM VERY PLEASED TO HEAR YOU ENJOY MY DIALOGUES WITH THE MAN WHO IS ENCASED IN IRON. 

I, TOO, AM ENAMORED BY YOUR MESSAGES.

MAY YOUR ASGARDIAN MEAD BE FREE OF POPPED TARTS,

THOR 

Anonymous asked: Steve, you are my favourite Avenger, but Thor is definitely the funniest.

Thor just keeps getting love! If I knew it would be like this I would have pretended to be a Norse god instead of being a super soldier!

Happy to hear this anyway,

Cap

Anonymous asked: Tony, I think the solution to the problem of Thor keeping you and Cap from getting it on is just to invite Thor to join you. I mean, I'm just saying. I'm sure you'd all have fun. ;-)

I don’t even know if Thor would get down that way. It is, of course, worth investigating. I will see if Steve’s down for a fondue for three.

xx

Tony

Anonymous asked: Sending my love to Steve, because you are adorable, captain! :3 <3 I wish I could hug youuu. D:

Oh god are hugs a thing now? I guess if anything was going to become a thing im glad its hugs and not,like, punching dolphins…

Sending love back,

Cap

Anonymous asked: *Pokes Bruce, Thor, Tony and Steve* I seriously love all of you to death. Can I get hugs?

Hugs all around! Sorry if anyone hugs you too hard, anon, its really hard not to when WE ALL LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Love,

Cap (on behalf of Bruce, Thor, and Tony)

h0llandreed asked: Thor can I cuddle you? Pretty please?

I WOULD BE HONORED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS EMBRACE WITH YOU, DEAR COMRADE!

THOR

bifca asked: You guys are so adorable! If I ever see you in public I'll probably try to hug you.

Oh, gosh, thank you so much! it seems there is a cuddling theme going on…Im not going to object, I think cuddles are nice and also very warm!

Love, 

Cap

Anonymous asked: Wait, we can cuddle with Thor? Is there a waiting list?

As of now, there is no waiting list, you just have to get him to agree. That usually isn’t too difficult, just show him a picture of a bunny or watch Tangled with him and he will cuddle you until you are blue in the face. 

Hope you get that cuddle!

Cap

jadefyre asked: Dearest Cap, could you pass on the message to Loki that he needs to text you guys more often? Please and thank you? Also, I want to hug you, because you are so adorable. <3

I will be sure to tell him that! Im sure he will be glad you asked! 

Oh, I would LOVE a hug! and erm…thank you…Im sure you are adorable, as well!

Much love,

Cap

shadowpiranha asked: I just want to say I found this place about fifteen minutes ago and I am in love with it, especially the way Thor texts. Say hi to Loki for me, he was always my favorite. You know, with the tricking and the illusions and stuff. Not that the Avengers aren't appreciated, mind. Much love for everyone else too.

Hello and welcome to our blog! Thank you so much!

Thor’s texts seem to be a big hit (which is worrying, I keep imagining swarms of people texting in capital letters)

Next time any or us see or talk to Loki, we will be sure to send along your message! 

Love,

Cap 

Anonymous asked: Thor, I just want to scoop you up and cart you off and have your adorable capslock babies.

Oh goodness the last thing the Avengers need is more Thors.. However, if you ask nicely, im sure he would be more than happy to cuddle with you!

Love, 

Cap

Anonymous asked: THOOOOOOOR! <3 <3 <3!

ANONYMOUS PERSOOOOON! <3<3<3

-THOR