THOR, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

theavengersshouldnttext:

Tony Stark: Movie party at my crib, clothing optional! See all you bitches soon

Thor Odinson: CLOTHING IS NOT ALWAYS OPTIONAL?

Thor: MAN OF ANGER. I HAVE DISCOVERED SOMETHING ON THE ONLINE TUBE OF MOVING PICTURES THAT I THINK WILL AMUSE YOU

Bruce: Okay. I’ll come look.

Thor: IT IS A MOST ENTERTAINING STRIPED HORSE THAT IS SPORTING A LARGE AMOUNT OF HAIR WITH A RAINBOW HUE. AND IT IS SINGING A MELODY!

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Bruce: TONY I HATE YOU

Tony: What? Why?

Bruce: YOU LET THOR GO ON YOUTUBE AND HE FOUND AFRO CIRUS

Tony: Oh my god.

Tony: I am so, so, sorry,

Bruce: …actually, you know what, its fine. Sorry for yelling.

Tony: Really? Even though I specifically showed him that?

Tony: Banner?

Tony: are you mad at me?

Tony: okay how have you got it on a loop

Tony: why can’t I disable it

Tony: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JARVIS

Tony: BRUCE PLEASE I’M SORRY

Bruce: Enjoy 6 hours of Afro Circus you bastard.

submitted by quoth-the-jackdaw

(Source: theavengersshouldnttext)

Thor: DEAREST MAN OF IRON. THE ONE WITH THE EYES RESEMBLING THAT OF A HAWK HAS INTRODUCED ME TO A MOST WONDERFUL SONG!

Tony: Oh shit…what song?

Thor: YOU CANT TOUCH THIS BREAK IT DOWN STOP HAMMER TIME GO WITH THE FLOW IT IS SAID IF YOU CANT MOVE TO THIS THEN YOU PROBABLY ARE DEAD SO WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND BUST A FEW MOVES

Thor: RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR!

Tony: Holy shit. Thor what was all that banging??

Thor: I WAS DOING AS THE SONG INSTRUCTED AND RELEASED MY GRIP ON MJOLNIR BY MISTAKE. I WAS NOT FAST ENOUGH TO CATCH IT AGAIN AND IT CRASHED INTO THE GLOWING BLACK BOX.

Tony: I swear Hawkeye I will end you…

Thor: IT IS STILL I THOR THAT YOU SPEAK TO, MAN OF IRON, NOT HE WHOSE EYES ARE LIKE THAT OF HAWKS

Tony: Nevermind Thor…

submitted by allthingshyper

Now rebloggable so Thor can tell all the peasants on your dash to move faster!

Darcy: Hey Thunderboy, use the glowing screen that Tony gave you to find this: “2 girls 1 cup”

Thor: OF COURSE DEAR DARCY, I SHALL SEARCH AT ONCE

Thor: BUT WHAT IS……

Thor: SURELY NOT…….

Thor: OH DARCY :(

Thor: :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

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IT IS AN INFANT. (From here. )

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oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. 

-Tony

xx

(for those of you who have no idea what the hell is going on, i would like to direct you here.)

So apparently the Avengers shouldn’t Facebook either. Just thought you guys would like to see this fun conversation~ ^_^

Alright, who showed Thor Facebook? It was Clint, wasn’t it?

Thanks for sharing, allistarmoody!

GREETINGS, DEAR FRIENDS AND AVENGERS!

IT IS I, THOR ODINSON, PROCLAIMING GLAD TIDINGS! 

THE LADY ADELE, MY MIDGARDIAN RABBIT-FRIEND, HAS GIVEN BIRTH TO A LITTER OF PRECIOUS YOUNG OFFSPRING, AND THE MAN OF IRON HAS DECREED THAT BECAUSE THIS WEBLOG HAS GAINED A FOLLOWING OF TEN THOUSAND MINIONS, I AM ALLOWED TO MAKE A POSTING DETAILING THEIR NAMES. 

LADY ADELE’S FIRST BORN SON AND THE HEIR TO HER LEPORINE THRONE IS THE ONE CALLED “AGENT” IN THE HONOUR OF AGENT PHILIP, SON OF COUL, ONE OF THE BRAVEST MEN I HAVE EVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF GOING INTO BATTLE WITH. 

THE SECOND BORN IS THE ONE CALLED “TITS THE MAGIC BUNNY” AS PER THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDRENS’ FABLE. THE MAN OF IRON AND THE HAWK-EYED ONE RECITED GRAND WAR BALLADS CONCERNING THIS LEGENDARY RABBIT AND EVEN SANG ITS TRADITIONAL SONG.

THE THIRD BORN TO THE LADY ADELE IS THE ONE CALLED “RAPUNZEL,” FOR HER FUR IS OF THE SAME STUNNING GOLDEN COLOURING AS THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS.

THE FOURTH BORN OF THE LITTER IS THE ONE CALLED “SLEIPNIR,” AFTER MINE NEPHEW.

THE FIFTH OF THE LITTER IS THE ONE NAMED “GRACE” BY DOCTOR BANNER, FOR WHOM SHE WAS A GIFT. 

AND THE SIXTH AND FINAL YOUNG ONE BIRTHED TO THE LADY ADELE IS THE ONE CALLED “SHAWARMA” AFTER THE MIDGARDIAN DELICACY. 

LET US ALL CELEBRATE THEIR BIRTH BY FEASTING, DRINKING, AND MAKING MERRY!

YOURS SINCERELY,

THOR ODINSON

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sneaky fic reference is sneaky, who can spot it? 

-Tony!Mod

Hey Thor! I was walking through my local Walmart and figured this would be something you’d like. each box has 48 packages of poptarts, that’s almost 100 individual delicious pastry

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DURING MY TIME ON MIDGARD, MY APPRECIATION FOR THE POPPED TARTS (TRADE MARK) HAS INCREASED TENFOLD.

THIS LOOKS VERY APPEALING, THANK YOU, MOST GRACIOUS ONE, FOR SUBMITTING THIS!

HUNGRILY,

THOR ODINSON