THOR, PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

I reblogged the Loki/Darcy text with this but in case you wanted it for ~yourselves~ here you go.

OH MY GOD THIS SO SO CUTE IM DYING. HIS EARS ARE HIS HEMLET. BEST

Too cute to answer in character, sorry!

Love,

Steve!mod

Darcy: So, Loki. What are we going to do tonight?

Loki: The same thing we do every night Darcy. TRY TO TAKE OVER MIDGARD!

Loki: My congratulations

Darcy: Why?

Loki: Swapping my idot brother’s shampoo with Nair. Truly inspired

Darcy: Knew you’d like it

Loki: I suppose you’ll be wanting a reward

Darcy: Let me guess, I have to have my clothes off in under 20 seconds

Loki: Don’t forget the kneeling, I will be there shortly

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Darcy: yo loki, you’ve been awwwwwfully quiet and therefore I deduce that you are up to something

Darcy: so spill, bro

Loki: I am plotting something…

Darcy: i get to be part of it you promised!

Loki: Yes, you will be a part of this one.

Darcy: YAY! now what will we be doooooiiinnnnnggg?

Loki: How do you think Thor would like it if his precious Adele’s coloring were to suddenly become that of my battle armor?

Darcy: you want to dye adele to match your reindeer getup?

Darcy: thats just cruel.

Darcy: jk IM SO FUCKING IN. her ears can be your helmet.