Tony: oh christ we’ve got a situation

Natasha: Oh god, what did you do now?

Tony: it’s not what i did, it’s what bruce did, jesus fuck he’s hulked out in the kitchen and…

Natasha: Jesus, Tony, WHAT?

Tony: and he’s crying

Natasha: Let me get this straight… the Hulk is crying?

Tony: yep. because there is no more ice cream in the freezer. he’s eaten it all.

Natasha: Jesus christ.

Tony: oh god, he just said HULK WANT MORE COOKIES AND CREAM

Tony: i have literally never heard anything more hilarious in my life

Natasha: shit, what are we even supposed to do in this situation

Tony: you heard the man, more cookies and cream

Tony: shit, i’m crying laughing

(for the lovely muffinthemighty)