GREETINGS, DEAR FRIENDS AND AVENGERS!

IT IS I, THOR ODINSON, PROCLAIMING GLAD TIDINGS! 

THE LADY ADELE, MY MIDGARDIAN RABBIT-FRIEND, HAS GIVEN BIRTH TO A LITTER OF PRECIOUS YOUNG OFFSPRING, AND THE MAN OF IRON HAS DECREED THAT BECAUSE THIS WEBLOG HAS GAINED A FOLLOWING OF TEN THOUSAND MINIONS, I AM ALLOWED TO MAKE A POSTING DETAILING THEIR NAMES. 

LADY ADELE’S FIRST BORN SON AND THE HEIR TO HER LEPORINE THRONE IS THE ONE CALLED “AGENT” IN THE HONOUR OF AGENT PHILIP, SON OF COUL, ONE OF THE BRAVEST MEN I HAVE EVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF GOING INTO BATTLE WITH. 

THE SECOND BORN IS THE ONE CALLED “TITS THE MAGIC BUNNY” AS PER THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDRENS’ FABLE. THE MAN OF IRON AND THE HAWK-EYED ONE RECITED GRAND WAR BALLADS CONCERNING THIS LEGENDARY RABBIT AND EVEN SANG ITS TRADITIONAL SONG.

THE THIRD BORN TO THE LADY ADELE IS THE ONE CALLED “RAPUNZEL,” FOR HER FUR IS OF THE SAME STUNNING GOLDEN COLOURING AS THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS.

THE FOURTH BORN OF THE LITTER IS THE ONE CALLED “SLEIPNIR,” AFTER MINE NEPHEW.

THE FIFTH OF THE LITTER IS THE ONE NAMED “GRACE” BY DOCTOR BANNER, FOR WHOM SHE WAS A GIFT. 

AND THE SIXTH AND FINAL YOUNG ONE BIRTHED TO THE LADY ADELE IS THE ONE CALLED “SHAWARMA” AFTER THE MIDGARDIAN DELICACY. 

LET US ALL CELEBRATE THEIR BIRTH BY FEASTING, DRINKING, AND MAKING MERRY!

YOURS SINCERELY,

THOR ODINSON

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