hermione-ganja asked: Avengers, just how badly would I have to misbehave for you to have to intervene and take disciplinary action (such as a spanking)?

Well, I would normally reroute you to the felony classification system and the S.H.I.E.L.D crime classification rankings, but the spanking thing raised a red flag. I don’t actually know what you’d have to do to incur that, but Clint has just informed me that he would be willing to oblige any time you’re available and it wouldn’t take very much. 

-Natasha Romanoff