Darcy: How in the world did you do THAT?

Loki: I’m the Trickster. Did you imagine i’d do anything less?

Darcy: You fucking dyed everything in all of shield hq pink. why the fuck was I not in on this? we had a thing, man.

Loki: I was not aware you would enjoy taking part in something on such a large scale.

Darcy: im totally in this for the long haul, dude.

Darcy: unless you kill anything with four legs

Darcy: or touch my ipod

Darcy: then im sending your skinny ass back to wherever the fuck.