spiralwaves asked: ... peter parker cameo? :D because the mental image of thor holding up spidey by one ankle after having caught him webslinging around the place never fails to amuse.
See our last text, we had a peter parker cameoooo~
-clint
Anonymous asked: So Guys.... D-d-do you work out? When you walk into the club, is this what you see? Every stopped and staring at you? Do you have passion in your pants, and are you afraid to show it? Are you sexy and do you know it?
i think thor knows it
-clint
nc1701 asked: Hey Thor! I know you like bunnies so I wanted to tell you that I have one! And his name is Loki.
THIS HAS TOUCHED ME DEEPLY AND ALSO INEXPLICABLY MADE ME RATHER SAD.
I DO MISS MY BROTHER.
SORROWFULLY,
THOR ODINSON
muffinthemighty asked: Dear Avengers, what does everybody think of Dippin' Dots: the ice cream of the future? Has Hulk tried it?
uhm, here on this blog we usually call Bruce by his given name unless we’re actually talking about the Other Guy.
he’s a great guy and we think that Bruce Banner deserves the same level of, if not more, recognition than the Hulk.
sorry if this came off… snippy? it’s just something we all deal with on a daily basis and it really gets him down. we like to protect him a little bit. we’re kinda like a family when it really comes down to it.
by the by, dippin dots are the best. you should have seen thors face on trying them for the first time. PRICELESS.
~Clint Barton
~In which Bruce misses Steve and Tony when they go on a mission without him but is too manly to admit it.
—-
Peter: You know you miss them
Bruce: Nope
Peter: Steve and Tony went on a mission without youuu
Bruce: Pete, stop taunting me, it’s not a good idea.
Peter: You’re up in the lab all by yourself
Bruce: I’ve got plenty to do without them.
Peter: You miss them.
Bruce: Fine.
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D’aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww. Thanks Storm and Pepper!
-Steve and Tony
(Source: theavengersshouldnttext)
Just a quick, friendly reminder: we can’t publish fanmail, so we’re not responding to any questions for the Avengers sent via fanmail.
Sorry for the inconvenience,
Steve and Tony
Anonymous asked: so does thor actually goes to a salon to prepare his hair?
nope
it’s all natural
the bastard
-clint
wll-grhm asked: Thor, why do you write in all caps?
WHAT ARE CAPS?
ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE CAPTAIN OF AMERICA? I HAVE HEARD THE OTHERS CALL HIM THIS ON OCCASION. I AM NOT CURRENTLY TYPING WITH STEVEN.
YOURS RATHER PERPLEXEDLY,
THOR ODINSON
hand-lotion asked: P.S: there is a cat made of the tarts which have been popped that you may wish to inform steve about as he is partial to them.
GO AWAY jesus christ the last time i showed steve something on youtube he WOULD NOT GIVE MY COMPUTER BACK for like, 36 hours
and then he started referencing llamas with hats and it was ALL OVER
THE INTERNET IS LEAKING
-tony
Anonymous asked: loki you're the best ok
I think you will find that were I, as you say, the best, I would be king of Asgard.
Thank you for the intent behind your rather foolish statement.
-Loki
YOU KNOW WHAT
CLOSE ENOUGH with the stupid photoset why won’t it let us have our moment of glory :C
we just thought of a thing: like this if you want us to keep posting photos of the little avengers going places/doing things along with the usual texts!
<3
Tony and Steve
Tony Stark: Are you okay down there, Banner?
Bruce Banner: Nothing in my life has ever been as stressful as THIS
Tony: What?
Bruce: WHAT THE HELL IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE IT LOOKS LIKE A STICK
Bruce: WHAT HAS THAT MANY LETTERS
Tony: Did Steve let you play draw something?
Bruce: IN WHAT WAY IS THAT AN AVOCADO CHRIST FUCSFHOHF
Tony: Yep. Definitely Draw Something.
Bruce: dasdfkj
Tony: You know what, hulk out, it’s fine. I would do the same.
Tony: I’ll get JARVIS to disable the game.
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OH RURALTRUFFLE you do not understand how much we love your texts. Your last one garnered almost 3,400 notes! You are the actual best and we both almost died laughing sitting here reading this one.
Love,
Tony and Steve
Hey Thor! I was walking through my local Walmart and figured this would be something you’d like. each box has 48 packages of poptarts, that’s almost 100 individual delicious pastry
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DURING MY TIME ON MIDGARD, MY APPRECIATION FOR THE POPPED TARTS (TRADE MARK) HAS INCREASED TENFOLD.
THIS LOOKS VERY APPEALING, THANK YOU, MOST GRACIOUS ONE, FOR SUBMITTING THIS!
HUNGRILY,
THOR ODINSON
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